25 Funny Jokes And Photos That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Today

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Are you having hard time, well relax and read this post and you will smile and laugh before reaching the end of these, funny compilation of hilarious jokes and pictures.

But before we start Can someone please deposit money into my First Bank Account.

I want to know if my alert is still working…..


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3. I can't believe it aaaah!


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5. Which one annonys you most😫. Me the fourth one.


6. The true football lagend🤣🤣


7. If you belong to these group, rise your hand and receive divine blessings.


8. Please! Find me the rope, let me die in peace!


9. I will crush every piece of him! He's generations would be scared to come close to my house.


Jokes


9. He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist – Martin Luther King jnr (1788)


11. Drinking Garri doesn’t mean u’re poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty – Queen Elizabeth (1893)


12. A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" "Absolutely," the lawyer responded. The butcher immediately shot back, "Good! You owe me $7.99 for the roast your dog stole from me this morning." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $7.99. A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer. The contents read "Consultation: $25.00


13. -When your girlfriend Posts “Real men are born in March”, But you were born in October my brother, I understand . E dey pain but no vex you never reach your bus-stop…



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