My Dad: Here's a job you can't mess up. Hold the ladder.
My parents: We bought you a new bed
Me: But I wanted a gaming pc
My parents: Yes, it's so that you can keep on dreaming:
Mom: I know my son he is going to be a doctor when he grows up and make us proud
Me studying to be a meme lord:
When the seller gives me extra change by mistake:
When you give a random stranger a lift at night and hear him saying "I wish i learned how to drive when i was alive"
The last time my dad hugged me was when electricity got off, it was dark and he thought I was the house help.
You're owing me, and you're still reacting "haha' to my posts.
Calling a girl a "Slay Queen" is like calling her a "Bit*h" but in a polite way!
My friend: CAN YOU SCRATCH MY BACK
Me: YEAH WHERE?..... AUSTRALIA?
The last two people I dated are now financially stable, I'm not saying I want to date you but don't you want to be financially stable?
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