1. VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
I’m sorry, but Virgo folks just suck and don’t stop sucking. Whether it’s hurting another person or chucking someone’s heart around, give them a chance to criticize another and they’ll be the first on line. They literally enjoy messing with people’s minds.
2. ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
Probably because Aries smart, they put intelligence behind their mean natured ways, and man oh man do these folks suck. Their fault lies in the fact that they are very talented when it comes to being mean.
3. AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
Just so filled with deceit and disloyalty, Aquarius really know how to leave a person in the lurch. Aquarius sucks so much at friendship and so much worse at love. Best to avoid, even in emergencies.
4. LEO (July 23 - August 22)
Backstabbers to the end, Leo sucks in ways that are so nervy, your head will spin. They will be the first on line to tell you something devastating and all in the name of “teaching you a lesson.” Leo, you suck.
5. SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio sucks and enjoys it. Your pain is their pleasure, and the more the merrier. Their pain-giving is not just emotional either, as they don’t mind being the hit and run driver who leaves the crime scene laughing.
6 .SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
They suck because they’re only into themselves. Selfish and self-centered, Sagittarius doesn’t try to mess with you, but they will mess with your royally if the opportunity comes up. In other words, they suck.
7. LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
Libra sucks because they try too hard to be something they’re not, and when they blow their cover, they blurt and say all the wrong things — the extra hurtful things. Then they regret it, because... they suck.
8. PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces is such a bag of suck that it’s not funny. Whiny martyrs that don’t ever stop glomming all the attention, Pisces sucks and then makes you watch.
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