16 Hilarious Pictures And Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Mosfem

* Junior caught his dad red handed with their maid last night. Dad told junior "take this $200 and don't tell ur mum pls" the son answered, "but dad this is unfair, mum gave me $500 when I caught her with the gateman and $1000 when I caught her with the driver, oh Daddy, add something pls" na the matter we still dey settle since this morning.

* What's the first meal you would like to prepare for your husband after your wedding day?

SLAY QUEEN: The remaining jollof rice from the cooler.


* The pain of seeing your sister's boyfriend buying condoms and you went back home only to see your sister preparing to go out. I'll just lock the gate and swallow the key.

I don't support sin at all.


* One motivational speaker committed suicide yesterday. He left a note for the upcoming ones.

In quote, "If I can do it, you too can do it".

I still don't understand what he was trying to say


* I hate it when someone posts status and be like "only legends will understand" why don't you inbox those legends and leave us alone.


* I'll lose my virginity the day I get married for now I am just having sex


It’s better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn’t drill.

Guys am i communicating


* My future wife is probably out there with her boyfriend now promising to love him forever, animal, You will come and meet me at home.


* Choosing a good Father for your children is better than choosing a handsome husband for yourself. I know my Volume is okay.


* This girl says she'll kill me if she finds out I have a side chick...lol she does not know that she's the side chick

Hope you have a nice time reading those funny jokes, and the hilarious pictures.

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