When it's 7pm and your mother shouts for somebody to go and put on the generator
You use your Bruce Lee muscle to pull the generator and cut the rope
Your sister rushes upstairs to say, "Mummy, Kayode has cut the generator rope"
You quickly carry yourself to the junction to call Boda Abass
Boda Abass comes and goes straight into your house to 'greet' your mother
He checks the gen and starts asking when last you changed the oil and your mother overhears, so she starts blaming it on phone pressing
Meanwhile, Boda Abass is using all your petrol to wash the screw
He starts chucking hand inside the generator and looking for what is not there
He eventually says he needs to buy a new rope
He tells your mother it's 35k and she asks him to leave the generator
As everybody is in the house, sitting in the dark and heat, you open your mouth to say, "Daddy, Let's buy Turnkey Generator "
They are still rearranging your bones at Igbobi hospitalThe End.
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