Me refusing to touch my food until I find something good to watch

Apple is outdated, here comes MangoiPhoneMy face

The girlfriend I want9What is worse than a heartbreak?

Me: wearing a good outfit, and not getting a picImagine going to a baseball game and getting sat behind these two cuties

Just start saving

You will be able to buy a house in no time

House market: We do not do that hereOther's gaming chair

My gaming Chair

Me refusing to touch my food until I find something good to watchMe at the dinner table about to make the tense situation worse by commenting about religion and politicsWhen you start writing on paper after typing for years:Doctor, people say I am ugly, I am tired, I will kill myself

Who says you are ugly? You are a perfectly build and good looking gentleman

Man?

I am a womanWhen you can't find a parking spot so you turn the volume down to see better

A 99 year old man divorced his 96 year old wife after having been married for 77 years because he discovered an affair she had in the 1940's