A hilarious account of renowned Kenyan personalities and who are professionals per excellence in their fields of expertise.
If Twitter were to be a high school:
Lawyer Donald B Kipkorir-C.E.O, KTK Advocates
He would be the guy with the most tuck and the most sucked up to, so he can share.
Economist Prof David Ndii
This one would be the one reminding the teacher to give us more and more maths homework.
Journalists/cartoonist Patrick Gathara
He would be the one with a gazillion stories as to why he didnt do his homework.
He would be the on trying to bribe teachers for good grades.
Economist Wehliye Mohamed
He would be the one doing everyone's prep for small change and lending out dosh at exorbitant interest rates.
LSK President Lawyer Nelson Havi
He would be the guy putting up his hand for more paper 3 minutes into an exam.
Dr. Ezekiel Mutua
He would be self proclaimed prefect and would list everybody including the classteacher as noisemakers.
Hon Moses Kuria
He would be the ADHD kid terrorising folks for their lunch.
He would be the kid on a bursary and most of his time would be preaching. Missionary's kid.
Senator Kipchumba Murkomen
He would be the kid with githeri for tuck.
Machakos Governor Dr Alfred Mutua
He would be the kid trying a tweng and telling fibs about how he has gold plated bathrooms and toilets at home.
Blogger Dennis Itumbi
He would have been the 11 year old in class one repeating for the 4th time. Yet chuffed that he was brighter than the 6 year olds at the beginning of each academic year.
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